I Stroke Dicks, Not Egos Tee | Unisex

No flattery. No ego. Just honesty.

A loud retro slogan tee for the friend who keeps it real. Tall vintage lettering sits over a red rising sun, signed off with エゴなし ("no ego") and the Kulture Kudasai stamp.

Retro streetwear graphic with a Japanese accent
Premium Bella + Canvas 3001: soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Unisex fit, side-seamed
Printed on demand and shipped just for you
Available in Black, Vintage Black, Natural, and White

Adult humor. Wear responsibly, or don't.

Size guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	—	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	85	88.8
B) Width (cm)	—	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162.6
B) Half Chest (cm)	—	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81.3

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	—	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.5	35
B) Width (inches)	—	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	64
B) Half Chest (inches)	—	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	32

Care Instructions

General	A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets
Wash	Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
Dry	Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
Store	Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.